Sunday, October 30, 2011

What Us Boomers Need to Take Away from "Occupy"

I'm a Baby Boomer, barely. The United States Census Bureau considers a baby
boomer to be someone born during the demographic birth boom between 1946 and
1964 but a Canadian boomer as someone born from 1947 to 1966, and in
Australia they place the baby boom between 1943 and 1960. I was born in the
US in 1965, so technically I would be in Generation-X, but for the purposes
of this article lets just dub my sorry self as a honorary Boomer.

There are not very many of us participating in the "Occupy" movement, or the
riots, or whatever is scheduled to come next by Progressives and George
Soros, in their decades-long plot to bring about American Socialism by
destabilizing the US economy.

But do not count us Boomers among the ranks of the Useful Idiots.

Oh, for sure, there are some retarded boomers out there talking about how
North Koreans get "a regular paycheck". Not all of us had childhoods free
from head injuries. We never wore helmets.

What are we to think about the spoiled babies pooping and masterbating on
Wall Street? On the surface, it is laughable. We look at them and laugh.
They are stupid, lazy, lost and spoiled little babies who's lack of
maturity, experience, and virtue is being exploited by the radical left to
make some kind of dopey point. It is funny. It is foolish, and it is
pointless.

There is a hidden agenda, however. Nothing any of the whiney little brats
living in tents think is actually true, and nothing that they want is going
to happen. None of them have any clue why they are really there because, to
the people who put them there, this is just one tactical move in a long long
chess game. I am not going to expound further on this, because you probably
know all about this, and if you don't let this be a warning to you, start
paying attention to this.

My point right now us, what do us boomers need to take away from all of
this? Aside from a few chuckles, that is.

You need to understand this, when you look at those kids: That is America's
future. You and me, we are the attic, the upstairs, the offices and game
rooms of this house that is America. Those maggots on wall street, those
stinky little parasites, those termites, are the basement, the foundation,
the beams and pillars upon which the future of America rests.

Get it?

What do we do? I suggest something that has never been done before. I
suggest that we re-start our generation. I suggest that we go back down to
the ground level and take this nation away from those losers. And I suggest,
that it will be very, very easy. We are the hard workers, we are the tough
nails and the pressure treated planks. We are the grown ups with all of the
money and we own everything. Fuck those little bastards. Don't hire them.
When you see them begging by the side of the road, throw a beer bottle at
their head. Give them the finger and tell them to suck it.

Don't just ignore them, starve them. This is our country, we own it, and
they aren't going to fuck it up.