Monday, September 7, 2015

What a Text Message Is

A Text Message is one or more sentences meant to be read from beginning to end, like a small email or hand written note.  If you can understand this, then you won't shake your head and rock the phone in your hand thinking, "What!?!  What!?! What are all these Words I'm being sent?!?".  It is also helps  you resist the urge to call the texter and ask what's happening, which makes you look kind of silly.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

One Or More Pictures Douche

Don't include an image in your email signature.  As much as you might think it makes your emails look special, when anyone replies or forwards your message they will be confronted with a message which states "One or more pictures in this email cannot be sent".  This makes you a "One Or More Pictures Douche".